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In The Weeds

We have experience behind the bar... in the weeds, not just behind a computer screen.

99% of agencies are staffed by digital generalists who have never pulled a tap or handled a 10:00 PM Saturday rush. We understand the language of the floor because we've lived it.

FIRST STEP

THE AI TRUTH AUDIT — $97

A brutal diagnosis of your venue's "AI Invisibility." We show you exactly why Gemini, ChatGPT, and Apple Intelligence are ignoring your bar.

Get The Truth →
TRUTH
01 / THE ENGINE

WEB DESIGN

No templates. No AI slop. No old junk.

Mobile-first, quick and responsive. Built from the ground up to ensure you show up as a Top Recommendation on Google, AI search assistants, and GEO.

02 / THE DNA

BRANDING

Logo is a commodity. Brand Identity is a force multiplier.

We justify your premium pricing and ensure you aren't just "another bar". STOP LOOKING LIKE A HOBBY. START LOOKING LIKE A LANDMARK.

03 / A La Carte

HIGH-IMPACT SOLUTIONS

THE AI TRUTH AUDIT

$97

A brutal, data-backed diagnosis of your venue's 'AI Invisibility.' We show you exactly why Gemini, ChatGPT, and Apple Intelligence are ignoring your bar and recommending the one down the street instead.

THE STEALTH AUDIT

$399 – $699

A one-time operational deep dive to stop the 'bleeding.' We identify leakage, theft, and inventory waste to protect your profit margins before we start growing them.

THE EVENT BLITZ

$750 + AD SPEND

A 14-day intensive traffic campaign designed for a specific date (Anniversary, Holiday, or Grand Opening). We fire The Pour and run hyper-local ads to drive a massive spike in asses in seats immediately.

MENU ENGINEERING

$499

We use the Signature Menu System to redesign your layout based on sales data. By moving your 'Margin Heroes' into high-visibility zones, we increase your Average Order Value (AOV) by 10-15% on every guest.

PHASE 1
THE DIGITAL RENOVATION

THE
FOUNDATION

WE BUILD THE MACHINE TO MAKE YOU A TOP RECOMMENDATION. STOP LOSING CUSTOMERS TO THE BAR DOWN THE STREET BEFORE THEY EVEN WALK IN.

$2,500$1,500*
*Partner Case Study Pricing
  • → High-Converting AEO/SEO Website
  • → 2-Hour Content Studio (50 Photos + 5 Videos)
  • → Digital Infrastructure Sync (20+ Directories)
  • → The Equity Vault (Guest Data Capture)
  • → Custom QR & Print Asset Design
  • → Automated Missed Call Text-Back
Start Foundation →
BUILD
PHASE 2

MONTHLY ENGINES

We build the bar, then we fill it. Pick your speed.

THE WELL

$449/ MO
  • → Reputation Defense (All Reviews Response within 48hrs)
  • → The Active Signal (Weekly GMB Updates + Monthly Blog)
  • → Listing Maintenance (24/7 Hours/Menu Sync)
  • → Equity Vault Management (Own Your Data)
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THE CALL

$1,149/ MO
  • → Everything in The Well
  • → The Liquid Asset System (12 SMS + Monthly Email)
  • → Missed Call Recovery (Auto Text-Back)
  • → Group Revenue Engine (Birthday/Anniv Offers)
  • → Social Media Autopilot (3x/Week, 12 Posts/Mo)
  • → Influencer Outreach (6 Invites/Mo)
  • → Monthly Strategy & ROI Reports (1hr Zoom)
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TOP SHELF

$2,449/ MO
  • → Everything in The Call
  • → Monthly Content Studio (50 Photos + 5 Reels)
  • → Daily Social Management (5-7x/Week)
  • → Aggressive Influencer Outreach (10+/mo)
  • → Priority VIP Access (24/7 Agency Owner Text)
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