The AI
Truth Audit — $97
Stop Losing Customers.
When someone asks Siri or ChatGPT where to grab a drink, are you the answer? Or are you invisible?
What We Inspect:
- ●AI Visibility ScoreDo ChatGPT, Siri, and Gemini actually recommend you?
- ●Digital Plumbing CheckBroken links, bad hours, and data leaks killing your ranking.
- ●Competitor Spy ReportExactly who is stealing your traffic and how they're doing it.
THE GUARANTEE: If you move forward with the Foundation Setup, the $97 is credited back 100%. You pay nothing for the truth.
Selected
Works
STOP PAYING FOR MARKETING AGENCIES WHO POST AI SLOP AND NEVER BEEN IN THE WEEDS ON A SATURDAY NIGHT. WE BUILD THE REVENUE ENGINE THAT PUTS ASSES IN YOUR BARSTOOLS.
The
Foundation
WE BUILD THE MACHINE TO MAKE YOU A TOP RECOMMENDATION. STOP LOSING CUSTOMERS TO THE BAR DOWN THE STREET BEFORE THEY EVEN WALK IN.
High-Converting Website
Custom build optimized for AEO/SEO/GEO. Show up as a Top Recommendation in AI and local search.
2-Hour Content Studio
50 edited photos + 5 high-impact short-form videos. We make your cocktails look like $15 instead of $6.
Digital Infrastructure
Sync across Google, Yelp, Apple Maps, and 20+ local directories. Total algorithmic trust.
The Equity Vault
Custom landing page and database. You own your customers' information—not Yelp, not Instagram.
Custom Asset Design
On-brand QR designs for physical hooks that capture guest data automatically in the venue.
Missed Call Text-Back
Automated safety net. Systems texts the guest back immediately to book when you're too slammed to answer.
Build The Bar
Then Fill It
Most agencies sell clicks. We deal in Revenue and Regulars.
Choose your engine.
*Tiers require a THE FOUNDATION renovation first.
THE WELL
“The Insurance Policy. Protect your reputation without the busy work.”
- →REPUTATION DEFENSE: Response to ALL reviews within 48 hours.
- →THE ACTIVE SIGNAL: Weekly Google Profile updates + monthly local blog posts.
- →LISTING MAINTENANCE: Ongoing 24/7 sync of hours and menu details.
- →EQUITY VAULT MANAGEMENT: Private database management. You own the info.
THE CALL ⭐
“The 'Fill The Seats' Button. The engine that drives revenue.”
- →Everything in The Well
- →THE LIQUID ASSET SYSTEM: 12 SMS activations + 'The Pour' Email campaign.
- →MISSED CALL RECOVERY: Full management of automated text-back system.
- →THE GROUP REVENUE ENGINE: Automated Birthday/Anniversary group bookings.
- →SOCIAL MEDIA AUTOPILOT: 12 strategic posts per month.
- →INFLUENCER OUTREACH: 6 local creators/influencers per month.
- →STRATEGY & ROI: Monthly 1-hour Zoom ROI review and planning.
TOP SHELF
“The Household Name. For the venue that wants to be #1 in the city.”
- →Everything in The Call
- →MONTHLY CONTENT STUDIO: 2-hour shoot (50 photos + 5 Reels/TikToks).
- →DAILY SOCIAL MANAGEMENT: 5-7 posts per week with lead capture.
- →AGGRESSIVE INFLUENCER OUTREACH: 10+ local influencers per month.
- →PRIORITY VIP ACCESS: Direct 24/7 text line to agency owner.
Terms &
Guarantees
Standard Terms
Month-to-month on service tiers. Cancel anytime with 30 days notice. You own everything we build—website, photos, and customer data.
Partner Offer
Commit to 6 months of THE CALL tier or higher to unlock the $1,500 Foundation Setup (Save $1,000 off standard $2,500).
THEY DON'T JUST BUILD WEBSITES. THEY BUILD ATMOSPHERES.
— MARCUS REED
A RARE PARTNER WHO UNDERSTANDS THE FLOW OF BUSY SERVICE.
— JULIAN VANCE
THE AI AUDIT WAS A WAKE-UP CALL. WE WERE INVISIBLE.
— SARAH JENKINS
SOPHISTICATED DIGITAL ASSETS THAT ACTUALLY COLLECT DATA.
— TOM BRAINERD
Common
Questions
01What is an operational audit?
A financial health check for your P&L. We identify where shrinkage or stagnant sales are leaking cash and plug the holes before scaling.
02Why do I need AEO?
Traditional SEO is dead. AI engines like Perplexity and ChatGPT look for semantic data. Without AEO, you're invisible to the future of search.
03Do I own my data?
100%. Unlike Yelp or Instagram, we build an Equity Vault where you own every guest contact. If you leave, you take the list with you.Make them an offer they feel stupid saying no to.
Pull up
a stool
The industry never sleeps, but we take appointments. Tell us what you're pouring, and we'll build the glass.
Inquiries
ryan@lastcall.marketing
Social
@lastcall.marketing
ASK THE
HOUSE
Building an FAQ section is one of the fastest ways to win at AEO (AI Engine Optimization). It provides the structured data that AI engines crave.
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